Scoreboard

EPISODE 61 covered the following super important topics....

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Crabs on body — from the Jaws novel
   Jeff references the graphic scene from the Jaws novel (crabs on washed-up body).
   Why it qualifies: Deep cut literary reference not in the film — strong niche pull.
   Score: 92,000 points
2. Mr. Jaws novelty song
   Jeff brings up Mr. Jaws, the novelty record from 1975.
   Why it qualifies: Deep cut, very era-specific pop culture artifact.
   Score: 100,000 points
3. Mythbusters busts the Jaws scuba tank explosion myth
   Jeff references the Mythbusters segment debunking the Jaws finale.
   Why it qualifies: Modern pop culture commentary referencing vintage media; clever secondary pull.
   Score: 24,000 points

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 216,000 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Lorraine Gary (Ellen Brody) — background trivia
   Chris notes that Lorraine Gary was a studio exec’s wife and rarely acted outside of Jaws.
   Why it qualifies: Excellent deep trivia about an actress tied to Jaws lore.
   Score: 150,000 points
2. Mafia subplot in Jaws novel
   Chris brings up the mafia subplot from the Jaws book that was omitted from the movie.
   Why it qualifies: Deep literary pull — very few casual fans know this.
   Score: 100,000 points
3. Universal Studios Jaws ride
   Chris references the cheesy but beloved Universal Studios Jaws ride.
   Why it qualifies: Niche theme park pop culture reference — great 80s/90s tie-in.
   Score: 26,000 points
4. Grizzly, Orca, Tentacles — Jaws ripoff films
   Chris lists Grizzly, Orca, and Tentacles, part of the Jaws knockoff wave.
   Why it qualifies: Killer grouping of niche cult films.
   Score: 100,000 points
5. Land Shark on Saturday Night Live
   Chris references the famous SNL Land Shark parody of Jaws.
   Why it qualifies: Iconic pop culture parody; very strong pull.
   Score: 26,000 points
6. USS Indianapolis speech — true story
   Chris calls out the USS Indianapolis speech.
   Why it qualifies: Classic movie moment with real-life history — strong reference.
   Score: 40,000 points
7. Finding Nemo — Bruce the shark named after Jaws production nickname
   Chris mentions that Finding Nemo's shark is called Bruce, a nod to Jaws.
   Why it qualifies: Excellent cross-generational pop culture reference.
   Score: 55,000 points
8. Shark tooth necklaces & t-shirts pop culture wave
   Chris references the cultural trend of shark tooth necklaces and Jaws t-shirts post-film.
   Why it qualifies: Great niche pull on the impact of the movie on fashion/culture.
   Score: 22,000 points
9. Piranha as another aquatic horror follow-up
   Chris mentions Piranha in the conversation about Jaws ripoffs.
   Why it qualifies: Solid horror movie pull; often under-referenced.
   Score: 35,000 points
10. Peter Benchley’s later advocacy for shark conservation
    Chris references Benchley’s guilt about demonizing sharks and his later conservation efforts.
    Why it qualifies: Strong cultural follow-up on the movie’s real-world effects.
    Score: 97,000 points
11. Shark tooth raft scene / Alex Kintner kill
    Chris references the inflatable raft scene where Alex Kintner is killed — iconic Jaws scare.
    Why it qualifies: Well-known scene, but heavily quoted and used in other media.
    Score: 15,000 points
12. Airplane! parody of Jaws (plane through clouds)
    Chris mentions the Airplane! parody of Jaws in its opening credits.
    Why it qualifies: Great crossover reference; niche 80s movie pull.
    Score: 65,000 points

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 731,000 points

 

EPISODE 60 covered the following super important topics....

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Rodney Allen Rippey deep dive (shirt reference, jingle)
   You didn’t just name-drop Rodney Allen Rippey—you brought the receipts: the shirt, the jingle (“Take life a little easier”), the meta self-branding. This wasn’t nostalgia. This was a cultural archaeology dig.
   25,000 points
2. Willy Wonka blueberry scene
   Specific reference to Violet Beauregarde’s gum meal that ends in her swelling into a giant blueberry. Classic pop culture—popular but very well executed in the context of a conversation about food pills.
   11,500 points
3. Zardoz (Sean Connery in red bandolier)
   Referencing Zardoz and explaining its immortality-dystopia themes with a wink and a shudder. The Speedo seals the deal.
   84,000 points
4. Soylent Green street rant
   Referencing Soylent Green in the context of bad roads and dystopian decay? Smart, dark, and tasty.
   38,000 points
5. Charlton Heston as the face of dystopia
   You nailed the Heston Hat Trick: Planet of the Apes, Omega Man, Soylent Green. Plus, you tied it to his overacting legacy. That’s textbook Nice Pull!
   76,000 points
6. Mrs. Scoville, Junior High Spanish, and Cocaína Grammar
   Jeff dives deep into the memory vault to resurrect Mrs. Scoville—his animated, muumuu-wearing Spanish teacher. Add a retro shoutout to Mrs. Roper fashion, some Gen-X existential guilt about how 36-year-olds once seemed 90, and you’ve got a strangely touching, totally bonkers, very Nice Pull!.
   61,000 points
7. Star Trek-style replicator disappointment
   Referencing Star Trek’s food replicator as a lost tech dream? Standard fare, but well placed.
   13,000 points

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 308,500 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Logan’s Run + food pill culture takedown
   Integrating Logan’s Run ideals into a rant on failed tech predictions—nicely layered, even if familiar territory.
   24,000 points
2. Merv Griffin "Ooh" impression
   You casually dropped a Merv Griffin impersonation while referencing fringe health science? Bold, weird, rare.
   26,000 points
3. Dirk Pearson longevity rant (800 years claim)
   Referencing an obscure pseudoscientific futurist from The Merv Griffin Show and skewering his promise of 800-year lifespans? That’s a prime, juicy Nice Pull!
   87,000 points
4. Emmett Kelly
   This oddball memory walk hits hard on the absurd nostalgia scale.
   26,000 point
5. The Rodney Allen Rippey Family Photo (Pending Verification)
   Chris casually drops that his dad has an actual photo from the 1970s with none other than Rodney Allen Rippey sitting on his leg like a tiny celebrity ventriloquist dummy. This is an elite-level Nice Pull!—but like any cryptid sighting or UFO photo, proof is required. Until the audience sees this time-traveling gem, these points are held in escrow.
   Provisional score: 100,000 points (Pending photographic evidence)

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 279,000 points

 

EPISODE 59 covered the following super important topics....

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Gilligan’s Island, Bewitched, and I Dream of Jeannie Alien Episodes
   Cited the sitcom UFO crossover phenomenon.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Cultural pattern analysis through TV ephemera.
   Score: 34,000 points
2. The Brady Bunch UFO Episode
   Cited Greg Brady’s low-budget flashlight curtain hoax episode.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Specific sitcom lore with a paranormal twist.
   Score: 17,500 points
3. Green Acres Moon Rocks Episode
   Recalled the LSD-laced fever dream where Billy Mumy brings back singing moon rocks.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Truly insane forgotten sitcom moment.
   Score: 93,000 points
4. Petticoat Junction UFO Guest Storyline
   Mentioned a mystical fixer who may or may not be from another world.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Most people don’t even know Petticoat Junction had plotlines.
   Score: 68,000 points
5. Close Encounters of the Third Kind Personal Impact
   Gives a vivid breakdown of how the film confirmed UFO government cover-ups.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Ubiquitous, but so passionately presented it transcends cliché.
   Score: 18,000 points
6. William Patterson Bigfoot Footage (a.k.a. Patterson–Gimlin Film)
   Brought up the legendary Sasquatch video in all its shaky 8mm glory.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: The Zapruder film of cryptids.
   Score: 22,000 points

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 252,500 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Chariots of the Gods / Ancient Aliens Proto-History
   Discussed how the Erich von Däniken book triggered UFO + pyramid obsessions and History Channel weirdness.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Solid pull that bridges conspiracy lore with mainstream media.
   Score: 42,000 points
2. My Favorite Martian Reference (Ray Walston/Bill Bixby)
   Classic sitcom mentioned as a culture-shifting entry point into alien pop TV.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Recognizable, but fading into TV fossil history.
   Score: 35,000 points
3. Green Flash at Sunset (Rare Optical Phenomenon)
   Personal anecdote about seeing the rare atmospheric event.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Niche, poetic, and borderline mystical.
   Score: 63,000 points
4. Space: 1999 and UFO (1970s Sci-Fi Series)
   Referential shoutout to often-forgotten, British-flavored space shows.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: True cult tier.
   Score: 79,000 points
5. Jimmy Carter UFO Sighting
   Brought up Carter’s honest-to-God naval officer report and campaign fallout.
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Historical, political, and alien-related.
   Score: 49,000 points
6. Close Encounters Emotional Resonance
   Laid out how grounded the story was, comparing Dreyfuss’s character to “us.”
   Why It’s a Nice Pull: Cultural myth retold from an everyman POV.
   Score: 15,000 points

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 283,000 points

 

EPISODE 58 covered the following super important topics....

 

Chris takes us on a harrowing journey into the molten, clunky hellscape of 1970s classroom AV duty

A time when operating a film projector felt like defusing a nuclear bomb inside a toaster oven. Only a select few kids were trusted with this honor (read: punishment), tasked with wheeling a 600-pound death cart over cracked linoleum, threading film through a Rube Goldberg nightmare of spools, and praying it didn’t catch fire and kill everyone.

"I am Joe’s Heart” filmstrip

That morose, insecure organ that taught kids about cardiac health and existential dread.

Scarring anti-smoking film with black lung surgery scene

Weirdly remembered by every Gen X-er but rarely referenced.

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Sid & Marty Krofft – Creator nod
   A joke about upside-down-brain film test guy working for the Krofft empire.
   Score: 70,000 (Leans heavily on obscure TV production lore.)
2. Johnny Tremain – Burned hand fused to palm
   Historical fiction trauma meets weird classroom memory.
   Score: 60,000 (Vivid detail and childhood horror elevate it.)
3. Jonathan Livingston Seagull
   That spiritual, metaphorical book everyone's sister read in junior high.
   Score: 30,000 (Widely known, but its mention conjures an era.)
4. Kids in the '70s with New York Accents in Commercials
   Jeff riffs on how many 1970s toy and board game commercials featured kids who sounded like 40-year-old Brooklyn longshoremen, despite being cast as “average American children.”
   Score: 115,000 (A sharp, observational deep cut)

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 275,000 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret – Judy Blume
   Mentioned in relation to formative junior high reading.
   Score: 45,000 (Hits the right era-specific note for middle school nostalgia)
2. King of Kings – Jeffrey Hunter as Jesus
   Citing the first movie that dared to show Jesus' face—played by a blue-eyed actor who also played Captain Pike.
   Score: 98,000 (Religious media trivia meets deep Star Trek lore. Killer combo.)
3. Mouse Trap Board Game Commercial Voiceover
   Quoting the narrator with that weird mid-Atlantic longshoreman accent.
   Score: 110,000 (You pulled that voice from the void. That’s black-belt nostalgia.)
4. Dominoes = Just knock them over
   A cultural truth bomb, not a pop reference per se—but worthy.
   Score: 12,000 (We all did it. Saying it out loud feels like secret knowledge.)

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 265,000 points

 

EPISODE 57 covered the following super important topics....

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Tracy Partridge - Klonopin Joke
   Sarcastic reference to the tambourine wielding youngest sister.  Dark Humor meets character obscurity.
   Score: 55,000 points - (Inventive and niche)
2. Escape (The Pińa Colada Song) by Rupert Holmes
   Deep lyrical and moral deconstruction of a song most people never fully listened to.  Analyzed with alarming depth, and a bonus prison/death row theory.
   Score: 45,000 points -  (Common song, extremely uncommon interpretation)
3. Girl Drink Drunk (Kids in the Hall)
   Mentioned while analyzing pińa coladas as alcoholic denial. From the classic Canadian sketch comedy series.
   Score: 90,000 points -  (Rarely mentioned, smartly tied in)
4. Cat's in the Cradle by Harry Chapin
   Brought up as another example of emotionally devastating '70s storytelling songs. Iconic, but here it's analyzed in contrast to Escape.
   Score: 15,000 points -  (Popular song, but well-timed mention)
5. Lori’s Radio-Receiving Braces Episode
   Specific Partridge Family episode that mirrors Gilligan's Island absurdity. Very niche.  Only known to hardcore fans.
   Score: 85,000 points -  (Rare episode-specific sitcom callback)

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 290,000 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Partridge Family Bus Logistics + Tambourine Storage
   Chris goes full conspiracy theorist on the impracticalities of the Partridge family’s touring setup—parking the bus, storing tambourines, and suspiciously good paint jobs.
   Score: 75,000 points - (Epic riff = high points for creative retro-worldbuilding)
2. Danny Bonaduce Drafted Episode
   Chris recalls a Partridge Family episode where 12-year-old Danny gets a Vietnam draft notice. Absolutely unhinged—and 100% real.
   Score: 102,000 points - (Insane deep cut—almost urban legend level)
3. Escape (The Piña Colada Song)” Breakdown
   An emotional, forensic takedown of Rupert Holmes' soft rock classic. Points for commitment, intensity, and the “Craigslist affair” commentary.
   Score: 55,000 points - (Well-known song, but deeply dissected)
4. Sea of Love Personal Ads Murder Tie-in
   A thriller reference tied to the pod’s personal ad discussion—under appreciated Al Pacino flick from 1989.
   Score: 88,000 points - (Clever, era-specific reference)
5. Dave Madden aka Reuben Kincaid
   What's the name of that character that played the disheveled but lovable band manager?  Ask Chris.
   Score: 64,000 points - (But who was David Madden's manager?  Huh, Chris?)

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 384,000 points

 

EPISODE 56 covered the following super important topics....

 

"Wildfire” by Michael Martin Murphey (Full Breakdown)

The boys decode this five-minute frontier fever dream like a sadistic English teachers. Pony logic, hoot owls, and equestrian existentialism are all on the table.

"Seasons in the Sun” by Terry Jacks (Lyric Analysis + Origin Story)

Chris and Jeff take this emotional death spiral and try to find the real meaning which somehow makes it even more depressing.

"The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia” – Vicki Lawrence (Crime Scene Breakdown)

Channeling their inner forensic detective, the guys break down every beat of this twisted Southern Gothic revenge ballad, down to the word "pony" not rhyming with anything.

Rick Springfield Lyric Reference (Jessie’s Girl “Nylon/Pylon” Rhymes)

Once again the Springfield songbook is called upon for this RE-PULLED callback to one of pop's laziest rhyme schemes.

BONUS MEMORY:  The Infamous Datsun Pickup Truck Wheel Well Seat

RE-PULL throwback to almost dying on a freeway in the back of a truck while bopping to sad tunes.

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Sessions Presents / K-Tel Album Callout
   Nostalgia shout-out to the compilation kings that sold melodrama door-to-door.
   Score: 45,000 points – Solid, era-specific reference.
2. Pappy Boyington Fakeout (Seasons in the Sun)
   A false claim about the dying narrator being Pappy Boyington—totally made up, but confidently delivered.
   Score: 55,000 points – Intentionally bad intel for comic effect.
3. Boss Hogg Reference (Georgia Song)
   Jeff conjures up the most backward lawyer he can think of—Boss Hogg—when imagining corrupt Southern justice.
   Score: 50,000 points – Good southern-fried sitcom pull.
4. Minority Report Comparison (Thought Crime Reference)
   Chris sets it up, but Jeff tags the concept of a thought crime execution.
   Score: 55,000 points – Sci-fi meets Southern Gothic.

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 205,000 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. This thing’s a Pony / Equestrian Logic Audit (Wildfire)
   Chris fixates on the realism of horses knowing their names and riding capacity. His brain breaks under the weight of this weirdly vague song.
   Score: 75,000 points – Obscure angle, hilarious confusion.
2. Gemco 45 Records + Friday Night Nostalgia
   Calls back to budget-bin music shopping with dad, connecting to how people bought these devastating songs with actual money.
   Score: 70,000 points – Vintage consumer nostalgia.
3. Amos and Andy Realization (Lights Went Out in Georgia)
   A lightning bolt of genius as Chris makes a far-reaching “Amos and Andy” connection.
   Score: 60,000 points – Accidental but amazing.

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 205,000 points

 

EPISODE 55 covered the following super important topics....

 

Bicentennial + Metric System Propaganda

“Take 10, America” PSAs from the 70s encouraging kids to learn the metric system.

Bubblegum Cigarettes, Cigars, and Simulated Tobacco Products

How candy was used to simulate grown-up vices like chewing tobacco and cigarettes.

Encyclopedia Britannica Commercial

A bored kid with NASA-level gear still needing a book set for a school report.

Andy Griffith Show (Stone Skipping Whistle Theme)

Chris and Jeff call back the iconic black-and-white show's opening scene and theme song.

Escape to Witch Mountain / 70s Orphan Kidnap Van Culture

Recalling how 70s media constantly portrayed children hopping into strange RVs with adult men — and nobody blinked.

Dewey Decimal System / Microfiche Nerd Love

Riffs on the old library research tech — including those long drawers and microfiche stations.

 

🔷 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Initialed Helicopter Pilots
   Clever commentary on the trope of helicopter pilots always being named with initials.
   Score: 60,000 points – Niche pop trope analysis.
2. Big League Chew Manufacturing Breakdown
   An in-depth takedown of how Big League Chew was made, complete with garden shovel comparisons and “the extruder.”
   Score: 85,000 points – Sensory overload nostalgia meets modern horror.
3. The Library Girl Mini Love Story
   A touching coming-of-age moment sparked by a junior high library crush, told with cinematic flair.
   Score: 55,000 points – Sweet, weirdly universal, and very era-specific.
4. Sees Candy Video Comparison
   Comparing the Big League Chew factory footage to unappetizing See’s Candy factory clips.
   Score: 45,000 points – Food nostalgia with a critical eye.

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 245,000 points

 

🔶 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Starsky & Hutch / 21 Jump Street Kilo Math Memory
   Chfis remembers learning what a kilo is (2.2 lbs) from 70s and 80s cop shows.
   Score: 60,000 points – Niche TV reference with cultural context.
2. Les Tremayne as Mentor (Shazam)
   Chris references the character "Mentor" and actor Lester Mainwaring, even calling out 70s RV grooming weirdness.
   Score: 90,000 points – Obscure and unsettlingly accurate.
3. Robert Ginty – B-movie Actor (The Exterminator, Baa Baa Black Sheep)
   Pulls Robert Ginty out of nowhere and ties him to revenge flicks and military drama.
   Score: 100,000 points – Absolutely absurd and hyper-obscure.
4. Scotchmallow Love
   Shoutout to Sees Candy's “Scotch Mallows” as superior to Circus Peanuts.
   Score: 35,000 points – Foodie nostalgia for candy connoisseurs.

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 285,000 points

 

EPISODE 54 covered the following super important topics....

 

Teen Dreams and Tiger Beat: A Deep Dive into Pop Culture Puppy Love

Jeff and Chris take a detour into the glittery world of teen idols, tracing the phenomenon from the early days of Ricky Nelson and Ozzie and Harriet through the manufactured mania of Donny and Jimmy Osmond, all the way to the pastel poster boys of Tiger Beat fame like Shaun Cassidy and Leif Garrett.

Easy-Bake Oven (multiple decades, plus legal commentary)

An all-time classic girl toy, dissected with hilarious legal and safety scrutiny. Bonus for calling it a "nuclear reactor for children."

Dream Phone board game commercial breakdown

Complete dissection of the phone game for girls obsessed with finding out who liked them. Includes a faux-CSI girl squad.

 

🔹 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. “Total Eclipse of the Heart” by Bonnie Tyler
   Jeff kicks things off with this wildly melodramatic 80s power ballad that everyone knows but nobody wants to admit they know the lyrics to.
   Score: 3,000 points – Ubiquitous 80s hit, but still funny how it worms into your brain.
2. “Big in Japan” (song reference)
   He references this synth-pop hit from the 80s by Alphaville (not by name), ironically while discussing podcast analytics.
   Score: 18,000 points – Niche musical reference, especially for those who know who actually sang it.
3. Donny & Marie Show critique (“I’m a little bit country…”)
   Scathing takedown of the Osmonds’ wholesome image and fake genre alignment.
   Score: 60,000 points – Very era-specific and sharp.
4. Virginia Slims “You’ve Come a Long Way, Baby” ad campaign
   Used to mock faux-feminist cigarette marketing.
   Score: 80,000 points – Social commentary wrapped in vintage advertising.
5. Jimmy Osmond as the “CPA of the Osmond family”
   A roast so good, it hurts.
   Score: 60,000 points – Obscure and savage.
6. Parker Stevenson – Hardy Boys / Shaun Cassidy link
   Cross-referenced with the Hardy Boys series and Shaun Cassidy’s “Da Doo Ron Ron.”
   Score: 50,000 points – Nostalgia chain combo.
7. Calling out “Menudo” as a boy band named after soup
   Quick throwaway, but hilarious commentary.
   Score: 35,000 points – Funny, obscure, and random.

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 306,000 points

 

🔹 Chris’s Pulls:

1. Ricky Nelson / Ozzie and Harriet / Early Teen Idol breakdown
   Full breakdown of one of the earliest TV + music heartthrobs.
   Score: 70,000 points – Great historical reference with commentary.
2. Leaf (Leif) Garrett pronunciation joke
   Meta reference about fanboy pronunciation wars.
   Score: 35,000 points – Light but niche.
3. Billy Batson aka Michael Gray from the Shazam/Isis Hour
   A seriously deep TV reference, complete with acknowledgment of actor mediocrity.
   Score: 125,000 points – Obscure 70s superhero TV lore.
4. Uniden Cordless Phone name drop
   Unbelievably accurate brand memory.
   Score: 90,000 points – Ultra-specific tech pull.
5. Tiger Beat / Teen Beat / Bop Magazine references
   All three teen girl magazine staples mentioned in rapid succession.
   Score: 60,000 points – Essential girl pop culture trifecta.
6. Candy Striper Kit vs. Doctor Kit gender divide
   Recounting of gender-coded toys—biting and funny.
   Score: 65,000 points – Socially conscious nostalgia.

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 445,000 points

 

EPISODE 53 covered the following super important topics....

 

Ben Cooper Halloween Costumes

The mass-market Halloween costumes from the 60s-80s, sold in drugstores in square boxes. Known for plastic masks and jumpsuits that had the character name emblazoned on the chest.  A quintessential Gen X memory, heavily featured in the documentary Halloween in a Box.

Farrah Fawcett / Ultra Bright Commercial

Nostalgic nod to 70s-era commercials featuring Farrah Fawcett’s iconic toothpaste ad, where she lies in the grass.

Baby Laughs-A-Lot Commercial (1971)

The creepy laughing doll by Remco Toys, often remembered for its terrifying commercial and eerie laugh track. Referenced on many retro horror and toy collector forums.

Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow (Kenner)

1977 toy that let kids simulate milking a cow with "pretend milk" tablets. 

Swanson International Dinners

TV dinners with “ethnic” themes like Chinese, German, and Mexican known more for their marketing than their taste. Specific references to “enchiladas,” “tortoni pudding,” and the overt cultural stereotypes.

 

🔹 Jeff’s Pulls:

1. Stretch Armstrong Battle with Milky Cow
   Imaginary scenario featuring Stretch Armstrong locked in combat with Milky the Marvelous Milking Cow. A perfectly ridiculous childhood mash-up.
   Score: 40,000 points – Very era-specific imaginary scenario.
2. Homemade Batman Costume (Denim Shorts)
   A personal yet relatable tale about DIY Halloween costumes from the 70s, complete with references to TG&Y.
   Score: 65,000 points – Niche and era-specific.
3. Adam West Autograph & 1966 Batman Logo Shirt
   A heartfelt fan moment wrapped in iconic nostalgia. Bonus for quoting, "Evil never sleeps."
   Score: 70,000 points – High nostalgia value and era-specific fandom.
4. Honda Prelude Batmobile with 1-800-BATCAVE bumper sticker
   Bat-fandom meets 90s car mod culture. Utterly obscure and wildly entertaining.
   Score: 95,000 points – Obscure and funny as hell.
5. Salisbury Steak as Fancy Hamburger
   Calls out food marketing's fancy-naming tactics in Swanson dinners.
   Score: 55,000 points – Food marketing commentary.
6. The Infamous Circus Peanuts
   A divisive Halloween candy callout that hits right in the childhood.
   Score: 30,000 points – A sugary, nostalgic gut-punch.
7. Vapors Song Cue for Chinese Food Segment
   Ties "Turning Japanese" by The Vapors into retro faux-Asian food themes.
   Score: 70,000 points – Smart, musical reference.
8. Dog Training Book in Nuance Perfume Commercial
   Subtle feminist metaphor alert! A woman reading a dog-training manual on a date.
   Score: 60,000 points – Clever ad breakdown.
9. Red Dye No. 4, Polysiloxane, and Fake Food Chemicals
   A roast of fake meat using actual chemical names. Hilariously gross.
   Score: 50,000 points – Comedic science trivia bonus.

🟦 Jeff’s Total Score: 535,000 points

 

🔹 Chris’s Pulls:

1. SpaghettiOs and “Abbondanza” Ragú Slogan
   A delicious dive into mid-century Italian-American branding clichés.
   Score: 55,000 points – Well-known but era-rich.
2. Talking Tina – Twilight Zone / Ventriloquist Dummy fear
   Channeling pure 60s/70s horror nostalgia. “My name is Talking Tina, and I’m going to kill you.”
   Score: 125,000 points – Deep genre TV pull.
3. Fisher Price Barnyard with Moo Sound
   The barn that mooed. An audible core memory from the 70s.
   Score: 75,000 points – Toy nostalgia + sound memory.
4. Call for a "Toy Where You Clean a Chicken Coop"
   Takes chore-core toys to the next level in parody.
   Score: 65,000 points – Funny AND obscure.
5. Ben Cooper Costume commentary
   Extra points for referencing the lack of "trunks" and "frisbee sized" chest logo.
   Score: 101,000 points – Good eye!

🟨 Chris’s Total Score: 421,000 points