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Attack of the 12 Foot Skeleton, Ghastly DMV Photos, and that time Two Freshly Minted 60 year old’s Stared into the Abyss
March 16, 2026

Attack of the 12 Foot Skeleton, Ghastly DMV Photos, and that time Two…

Chris and Jeff celebrate surviving the great odometer rollover with the kind of wild birthday behavior you’d expect from men entering their prestige era: seafood, appetizers, quiet restaurants, and a deep spiritual appreciati...

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Kirk vs. Solo, Interstellar Incest, and What the Hell is Corbomite?
Feb. 24, 2026

Kirk vs. Solo, Interstellar Incest, and What the Hell is Corbomite?

It starts like any respectable Nice Pull episode should: an opening monologue that roasts your childhood, your attention span, and Hollywood’s obsession with rebooting everything you loved until it’s unrecognizable and someho...

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Holiday Classics, X-Rated Robots, and a Fond Farewell to Meathead and Buck
Dec. 30, 2025

Holiday Classics, X-Rated Robots, and a Fond Farewell to Meathead and…

Jeff and Chris stumble out of the holiday fog and immediately start arguing about the real meaning of Christmas (spoiler: it’s not peace on Earth, it’s commercials , trauma, and whether mall Santas used to look like they were...

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Men Without Hats, Videos Without Meaning, and the Slow and Painful Death of MTV.
Dec. 13, 2025

Men Without Hats, Videos Without Meaning, and the Slow and Painful De…

Jeff and Chris start with the news that MTV has “scaled down” (which is a polite way of saying the network has finally admitted it’s been cosplaying as its former self for about two decades). From there, it turns into a glori...

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Gen X, Gen Z, and the Infamous Red Lion’s Head Heist
Nov. 19, 2025

Gen X, Gen Z, and the Infamous Red Lion’s Head Heist

Episode 74 is the one where Nice Pull! accidentally becomes a three-generation support group for nostalgia, back pain, and bad life choices involving comic books. Jeff and Chris start in the smoldering ruins of Halloween, ran...

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Tongue Slits , Midlife Terrors, and Larry Lupree in a Cabinet
Oct. 31, 2025

Tongue Slits , Midlife Terrors, and Larry Lupree in a Cabinet

Chris and Jeff sprint headlong into spooky season: sweaty plastic masks with tongue-slicer mouth slits, and the eternal question—why do fewer kids trick-or-treat now and why did our childhoods involve more eggs, fists, and qu...

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Reggae, Buffets, and other Betrayals
Oct. 19, 2025

Reggae, Buffets, and other Betrayals

Jeff and Chris take a hard look at how their tastes have aged—like fine wine left open in a hot car. What starts as a celebration of survival (“nobody famous died this week!”) spirals into a brutally honest confessional about...

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Saluting Robert Redford, Shredding Rob Schneider, and What the Hell is a Pee-qual?
Sept. 28, 2025

Saluting Robert Redford, Shredding Rob Schneider, and What the Hell i…

This time around the guys wander into the pop-culture saloon to pour one out for Robert Redford, 89 years young and still cooler than anyone on your timeline. In a rambling tribute that starts with Redford’s Twilight Zone cam...

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Tom Hanks attacks Alex P. Keaton, the Scourge of Laugh Tracks, and who the hell is Larry Lupree?
Sept. 13, 2025

Tom Hanks attacks Alex P. Keaton, the Scourge of Laugh Tracks, and wh…

Jeff and Chris celebrate the arbitrary magic of the number70, accidentally turn their “things that didn’t age well” episode into a eulogy for Very Special Episodes, and wage holy war on laugh tracks. Family Ties’ Uncle Ned dr...

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Celebrities We’ve Lost, the Mystery of Cleo Huxtable, and Jeff Jumps Off a Cliff Again!
Aug. 31, 2025

Celebrities We’ve Lost, the Mystery of Cleo Huxtable, and Jeff Jumps …

Episode 69 of Nice Pull! was supposed to be the “sexy” one, but instead Jeff and Chris turned it into a cross between an obituary column and a dad-joke competition. Along the way, wrestling gets exposed as soap opera cosplay,...

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Drive-in Theaters, Crying Rooms, and Chris’ Enormous Head
Aug. 17, 2025

Drive-in Theaters, Crying Rooms, and Chris’ Enormous Head

Strap in, because Jeff and Chris are one drive-in snack bar announcement away from a full nervous breakdown. This week, the boys hit Episode 68—two away from their totally arbitrary, earth-shattering milestone of Episode 70. ...

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Big Boy Heists, Roller-skating Floats, and the World’s Sexiest Freeway Mannequin
Aug. 2, 2025

Big Boy Heists, Roller-skating Floats, and the World’s Sexiest Freewa…

Jeff and Chris kick things off with a sarsaparilla fueled dive into the wild world of vintage family restaurants. The guys unwrap the cringey backstory of Sambo’s, Bob’s Big Boy thefts, Howard Johnson’s over-the-freeway diner...

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Cortisol, Crappy Pizza, and CHiP’s on a Trailer
July 22, 2025

Cortisol, Crappy Pizza, and CHiP’s on a Trailer

The boys jump helmet-first into the weird, wonderful world of buddy cop TV shows, psychotropic nostalgia, and the gloriously greasy tradition of 1970s dinner outings—where the pizza was cheap, the ambiance was ragtime theater...

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Mood Rings, Psychic Fish, and Questionable TV Team-ups
July 10, 2025

Mood Rings, Psychic Fish, and Questionable TV Team-ups

Jeff, powered by three Red Bulls and a questionable sense of purpose, drags Chris into a deep dive on 70s/80s TV — an era when undercover cops thought driving a bright red muscle car or a jet-black van with a giant red stripe...

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Shampoo Timestamps, The Playdate Apocalypse, and that Glorious Jack in the Box Encounter
June 26, 2025

Shampoo Timestamps, The Playdate Apocalypse, and that Glorious Jack i…

This week, Jeff and Chris spiral into a summer-scorched nostalgia trip that starts with a Texas Instruments calculator the size of a brick and ends with a Cub Scout uniform that looks like it was tailor-made for the Third Rei...

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Best TV Dads, Worst TV Dads, and that time Billy Mumy played his Cosmic Guitar
June 19, 2025

Best TV Dads, Worst TV Dads, and that time Billy Mumy played his Cosm…

In this weepy, wacky, wildly nostalgic Father’s Day edition of Nice Pull! , Jeff and Chris take a slow, emotional walk down Memory Lane—and trip face-first into the pop culture coffeetable. The episode opens with a launch int...

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Jeannie’s Navel, Catwoman’s Purr, and that Damn Ginger Debate
June 9, 2025

Jeannie’s Navel, Catwoman’s Purr, and that Damn Ginger Debate

The boys are older, tireder, and fully committed to squeezing every last nostalgic drop from their Gen-X brains—so naturally, this week they’re ogling their prepubescent crushes while pretending it’s an academic discussion.Jeff and Chris crack open the ol' liquor cabinet to reveal the final, bl…

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50 Years of Jaws, Sir Simon Milligan’s Dire Prophecies, and Chris’s Prized Rodney Allen Rippey Photo
June 2, 2025

50 Years of Jaws, Sir Simon Milligan’s Dire Prophecies, and Chris’s P…

Jeff and Chris crack open the Nice Pull! liquor cabinet and, instead of expired Zima or a 7-inch from Loggins & Messina, they find Kids in the Hall legend Kevin McDonald inside — reprising his role as Sir Simon Milligan , emi...

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60 Episodes, Zero Jetpacks, and a Couple of Babies
May 26, 2025

60 Episodes, Zero Jetpacks, and a Couple of Babies

In this historic 60th episode, Jeff and Chris do what any self-respecting podcast would do to celebrate a major milestone: they use AI to de-age themselves into toddlers and open the show as actual 3-year-olds and seem shocki...

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UFO's, Flying Root Beer, and that time Malcolm McDowell Crashed the Show!
May 20, 2025

UFO's, Flying Root Beer, and that time Malcolm McDowell Crashed the S…

Jeff and Chris summon the spirit of late-night paranoia, alien abduction, and 1970s cinema trauma—only to have actual cult film royalty Malcolm freaking McDowell crawl out of the Moloko Cabinet like a Droog in heat. That’s ri...

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Molten Projectors, a “Pretty Sneaky Sis,” and the Un-sexiest Organs in Cinema
May 9, 2025

Molten Projectors, a “Pretty Sneaky Sis,” and the Un-sexiest Organs i…

Episode 58 is a red-hot blast of overheated projectors, childhood propaganda films, and board games that taught us nothing but trust issues. Jeff flashes back to I Am Joe’s Heart , a short film that accidentally invented medi...

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Death Row Daiquiris, FM Braces, and that time Danny Bonaduce joined Nice Pull!
April 29, 2025

Death Row Daiquiris, FM Braces, and that time Danny Bonaduce joined N…

In a twist no one saw coming—mainly because no one thought to ask —Episode 57 delivers a new first in AI scoring that’s so inconceivable, Chris uses the “H” word. But that’s just the hors d'oeuvre. The real entrée? A forensi...

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Suicidal Ponies, Female Vigilantes, and the 70s Song Lyrics we Loved to Hate
April 24, 2025

Suicidal Ponies, Female Vigilantes, and the 70s Song Lyrics we Loved …

Brace yourselves, vinyl survivors, for a sentimental sucker punch wrapped in polyester and sealed with a tear-stained K-Tel sticker. This week, Jeff and Chris go deep into a genre of music best described as “AM Gold Meltdown”...

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Metric Mayhem, Big League Trauma, and Jeff's Secret Library Affair
April 15, 2025

Metric Mayhem, Big League Trauma, and Jeff's Secret Library Affair

This week on Nice Pull! , Jeff and Chris stumble on a metric system PSA that begged America to take 10 minutes and just learn what a goddamn gram is . From there, it’s a chaotic spiral into shredded gum-based nightmares and t...

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