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Episodes

July 22, 2025

Cortisol, Crappy Pizza, and CHiP’s on a Trailer

The boys jump helmet-first into the weird, wonderful world of buddy cop TV shows, psychotropic nostalgia, and the gloriously greasy tradition of 1970s dinner outings—where the pizza was cheap, the ambiance was ragtime theater...

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July 10, 2025

Mood Rings, Psychic Fish, and Questionable TV Team-ups

Jeff, powered by three Red Bulls and a questionable sense of purpose, drags Chris into a deep dive on 70s/80s TV — an era when undercover cops thought driving a bright red muscle car or a jet-black van with a giant red stripe...

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June 26, 2025

Shampoo Timestamps, The Playdate Apocalypse, and that Glorious Jack i…

This week, Jeff and Chris spiral into a summer-scorched nostalgia trip that starts with a Texas Instruments calculator the size of a brick and ends with a Cub Scout uniform that looks like it was tailor-made for the Third Rei...

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June 19, 2025

Best TV Dads, Worst TV Dads, and that time Billy Mumy played his Cosm…

In this weepy, wacky, wildly nostalgic Father’s Day edition of Nice Pull! , Jeff and Chris take a slow, emotional walk down Memory Lane—and trip face-first into the pop culture coffeetable. The episode opens with a launch int...

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June 9, 2025

Jeannie’s Navel, Catwoman’s Purr, and that Damn Ginger Debate

The boys are older, tireder, and fully committed to squeezing every last nostalgic drop from their Gen-X brains—so naturally, this week they’re ogling their prepubescent crushes while pretending it’s an academic discussion. Jeff and Chris crack open the ol' liquor cabinet to reveal the final, bl…

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June 2, 2025

50 Years of Jaws, Sir Simon Milligan’s Dire Prophecies, and Chris’s P…

Jeff and Chris crack open the Nice Pull! liquor cabinet and, instead of expired Zima or a 7-inch from Loggins & Messina, they find Kids in the Hall legend Kevin McDonald inside — reprising his role as Sir Simon Milligan , emi...

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May 26, 2025

60 Episodes, Zero Jetpacks, and a Couple of Babies

In this historic 60th episode, Jeff and Chris do what any self-respecting podcast would do to celebrate a major milestone: they use AI to de-age themselves into toddlers and open the show as actual 3-year-olds and seem shocki...

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May 20, 2025

UFO's, Flying Root Beer, and that time Malcolm McDowell Crashed the S…

Jeff and Chris summon the spirit of late-night paranoia, alien abduction, and 1970s cinema trauma—only to have actual cult film royalty Malcolm freaking McDowell crawl out of the Moloko Cabinet like a Droog in heat. That’s ri...

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May 9, 2025

Molten Projectors, a “Pretty Sneaky Sis,” and the Un-sexiest Organs i…

Episode 58 is a red-hot blast of overheated projectors, childhood propaganda films, and board games that taught us nothing but trust issues. Jeff flashes back to I Am Joe’s Heart , a short film that accidentally invented medi...

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April 29, 2025

Death Row Daiquiris, FM Braces, and that time Danny Bonaduce joined N…

In a twist no one saw coming—mainly because no one thought to ask —Episode 57 delivers a new first in AI scoring that’s so inconceivable, Chris uses the “H” word. But that’s just the hors d'oeuvre. The real entrée? A forensi...

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April 24, 2025

Suicidal Ponies, Female Vigilantes, and the 70s Song Lyrics we Loved …

Brace yourselves, vinyl survivors, for a sentimental sucker punch wrapped in polyester and sealed with a tear-stained K-Tel sticker. This week, Jeff and Chris go deep into a genre of music best described as “AM Gold Meltdown”...

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April 15, 2025

Metric Mayhem, Big League Trauma, and Jeff's Secret Library Affair

This week on Nice Pull! , Jeff and Chris stumble on a metric system PSA that begged America to take 10 minutes and just learn what a goddamn gram is . From there, it’s a chaotic spiral into shredded gum-based nightmares and t...

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April 7, 2025

Lightbulb Cakes, Tiger Beat Crushes, and the CIA Training Simulator f…

Jeff and Chris go full slumber party as they deep dive into the girlhood trenches of the '70s and '80s. We're talkin’ teen idols, Easy-Bake foolery, and a board game that trains future stalkers. There's yelling, there's shame...

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April 3, 2025

Frozen Dinners, Scented Seduction, and yet another Doll from Hell

What starts as a harmless Target run quickly spirals into full-blown madness, complete with questionable dinner options, aggressively nostalgic fashion, and a demonic giggle that would make David Lynch proud. Along the way, C...

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March 25, 2025

Talking Cars, Wonder Woman vs. Isis, and that time Chris and Jeff met…

Jeff and Chris kick things off with a casual meditation on talking dune buggies, then spiral into a kaleidoscopic freakout of animated fever dreams, including sexually confused antique cars, kung-fu dogs, and post-Jaws PR reh...

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March 19, 2025

Whisky Bottle Guitars, "Remon" Pies, and the World's Greatest Toothpa…

Jeff and Chris plunge headfirst into the baffling, unhinged world of vintage commercials. From the seductive promises of Ultra Bright toothpaste (because nothing says romance like fluoride) to a deeply uncomfortable trip into...

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March 11, 2025

Attack of the Red-Headed Vixens, Killer Kites, and that time Nice Pul…

Nice Pull! Episode 50 - Now With Video! Jeff and Chris are officially on camera, and the world will never be the same. In this inaugural video episode, they take a deep, ridiculous dive into the public service announcements (...

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March 4, 2025

Paul is Dead, Mr. Rogers’ Dark Secret, and that time Chris and Jeff P…

Yet another auditory descent into the labyrinth of misinformation, where childhood rumors reign supreme, and logic is left crying in a corner! Chris and Jeff unearth the unhinged origins of some of history’s dumbest, most biz...

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Feb. 25, 2025

The Dawn of Shopping Malls, the Mysterious Heather Thomas, and that t…

What starts as a casual discussion about malls quickly mutates into an unhinged, spiral through the sacred rituals of ‘80s adolescence. Marvel as Chris and Jeff take on the unmatched power of an Orange Julius, and undeniable ...

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Feb. 18, 2025

SNL’s 50th Birthday, Celebrities we Never Knew were Funny, and that t…

Grown men dressed as Bees, Samurai Chefs, a Church Lady, and yes, “Violins on Television.” This episode is a caffeine-fueled spiral into the history of SNL, where Jeff and Chris relive the shock, the awe, and the sheer lunacy...

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Feb. 11, 2025

Vintage Valentine Cards, Extinct Holidays, and The Dawn of ATM’s

Jeff and Chris tackle the high-stakes arena of Valentine’s Day, where overpriced candy is the currency of love, and office cubicles become gladiator pits for public romantic flexing. From the horrifying reality of middle-aged...

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Feb. 4, 2025

Bathroom Knife Fights, Comedian Death Threats, and that time Jeff, Ch…

Prepare for a wild ride through comedy history, high school nostalgia, and near-death experiences—both personal and comedic as Jeff and Chris welcome Dante, a veteran comedian with a resume that includes Last Comic Standing, ...

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Jan. 28, 2025

Cool and Cruel Baby Names, Mysterious Houses, and Why Jeff Never Wear…

Ever wonder why Jennifer ruled the ‘80s like a baby-naming dictatorship? Or why Zeppelin and Shark are now roaming kindergarten classrooms? Jeff and Chris navigate the bizarre world of names—the good, the bad, and the downrig...

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Jan. 21, 2025

Classic Bands that Still Sound Great, Classic Bands that Should Just …

In this episode of NICE PULL!, Chris and Jeff delve into the strange, sometimes tragic world of aging rockstars who refuse to hang it up. From legendary frontmen still clinging to their glory days (sometimes literally) to tri...

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